Animal of the day – 1/7/2011 – The Lion

Shy Lion

The animal of the day is the Lion. (Did you know: The swahili word for lion is ‘Simba’!

Lions are the most social of the big cats. While other cats live in solidarity, lions live in pride! [pun intended]. Male lions leave home early and find a group of lady lions to kick it with. They protect and inseminate all these ladies until they’re too old to do so, or until a younger sexier lion comes along.

1) A real lion would have eaten the sh*t out of that monkey.

2) That monkey would have eaten the sh*t out of that lion cub if mom and dad weren’t around.

3) This movie caused me hell in 10th grade. Thanks Disney for using my name. You owe me millions in royalties.

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