Animal of the day – 4/4/2011 – The Groundhog

Groundhog

The animal of the day is the Groundhog aka the Woodchuck. (Did you know: Looks cute right? Wrong.

They’re giant rodents and they are f*cking up my yard. Grounhogs have been known to move, on average, 710 pounds of dirt when they are digging their burrow! Oh, and if their burrow happens to be, under your patio or walkway guess what!? Bobby D has to come hand fix that sh*t for a bunch of money.

F*ck Groundhogs.

Asshole eating someones plants

Oh! And since groundhogs are one of the few mammals that TRULY hibernate, when they wake up they’re mad hungry.

These f*ckers will eat all of your daffodil bulbs, gnaw on your young flowers in early spring, and screw up your cucumber and squash plants in mid-summer.

God I HATE groundhogs [almost as much as I hate penguins]!

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